Amanita Sitdaun

$200.00

People from some dimensions find this to be a popular lounge spot. There’s a level of decomposition at play here that has an odd sensory deadening effect. The dirt is dark and rich, loamy and fluffy; nice for sitting. It’s a welcome relief from the constant stimulation in literally every other corner of this world. Interdimensional travelers with specialized olfactory receptors say this place smells like festering swamp rot. Their loss, I guess. People who stay for extended periods report hearing the gentle lull of the old man of the woods, whispering rambling tales to them telepathically.

Is it a psychic being? Skeptics say it’s just methane.

Dimensions: 12”x72”

Material: Wool, Nylon, Metallized Poly

Crew: Totsky, Slipkovich, Kafafian

People from some dimensions find this to be a popular lounge spot. There’s a level of decomposition at play here that has an odd sensory deadening effect. The dirt is dark and rich, loamy and fluffy; nice for sitting. It’s a welcome relief from the constant stimulation in literally every other corner of this world. Interdimensional travelers with specialized olfactory receptors say this place smells like festering swamp rot. Their loss, I guess. People who stay for extended periods report hearing the gentle lull of the old man of the woods, whispering rambling tales to them telepathically.

Is it a psychic being? Skeptics say it’s just methane.

Dimensions: 12”x72”

Material: Wool, Nylon, Metallized Poly

Crew: Totsky, Slipkovich, Kafafian